This Will Only Hurt A Little

ATTENTION PLEASE. THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Will everyone under 40 years of age turn around, bend way over, and grab your ankles, so that everyone over 40 years of age can screw you. But instead of saying "Oh god..Oh god..Oh god.." I want you to say "O bama..O bama..O bama.."

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.