WANTED: BABY
Stephen J. Dunn has a seasonal position open for a baby to play the infant Jesus in a living creche to be displayed on his front lawn.
The successful candidate will be between 0-6 weeks old, weigh 6-10 lbs, and be 18-22 inches in length. Some experience preferred.
Must enjoy animals, drum solos, and laying in mangers.
Position lasts until Epiphany on January 6th, 2016, pending the arrival of Three Wise Men, provided three wise men can be found.
Mr. Dunn will supply training and swaddling clothes as needed.
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