A Rose by Any Other Name . . .

A young Indian boy asks his father, “Father, how do Indian children get their names?” The father replies, “When an Indian child is born, the father throws back the flap of the teepee, and the child is named after the first thing he sees. That is why your older sister is named Cloud Who Races Across the Sky, and your baby brother is named Acorn Falling from Tree. But why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking?”