Me: Today is Dr. Seuss' birthday.
My Wife: What's your favorite Dr. Seuss book?
Me: "Go, Dog, Go!"
My Wife: Um, that was written by P.D. Eastman.
Me: "Are You My Mother?"
My Wife: Eastman.
Me: "A Fly Went By"?
My Wife: An illustrator named Mike McClintock.
Me: I liked "Little Black, A Pony."
My Wife: That happened to be written by Walter Farley. He wrote "The Black Stallion."
Me: This guy Seuss did write books didn't he!?
My Wife: He wrote dozens of the most popular and beloved children's books in the world.
Me: Oh yah, name one.
My Wife: "The Cat's Quizzer." Now go bother somebody on Facebook!
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