Plus You Get To Practice Licking

I love ice cream. I mean I really love ice cream. I am diabetic, and even the risk of blindness and organ failure cannot curb my craving. I love the coldness, the smoothness, the creaminess, the richness, the silkiness, the depth of flavor.

I love ice cream on the hottest days of summer and the darkest days of winter. I love it in cones, cups, sundaes, shakes, malts, splits, and novelties.

But while I've been dabbling in chocolate, vanilla, mint, coffee, and butter pecan, A-list celebrities have been indulging in a whole other dimension.

London-based ice cream maker, The Icecreamists, have been offering an herbal, erectile-stimulant laced flavor called "Sex Bomb," as well as their breast milk ice cream, "Lady Gaga," for years.

Now a South Wales ice cream company, Lick Me I’m Delicious, has concocted a bright-blue-colored ice cream mixed with Viagra.

Developed for a party given by an "A-list celebrity," that the maker will not reveal, the Arousal named ice cream contains 25mg of Viagra per scoop.

This gives a whole new meaning to 'soft serve' and 'hard-pack.'

The confectioner stated, "It's all very secretive. We had to sign a confidentiality agreement so I can't reveal the name of the client. All I'm allowed to say is it was for a party, there was a great reaction, and that they were very happy with the end result."

A sparkle was added to the dysfunction-defying dessert with champagne. He added, "Creating the ice cream was great fun." But the ice cream came with a warning that if your cone remains hard for more than four hours, seek immediate help from "Mister Softee."

Rumors that the ice cream maker is now being referred to as "The Good Humor Man" could not be immediately verified.

Lick Me I’m Delicious has been in the news before when they came out with a glow in the dark ice cream using jellyfish luminescence protein.

Of course these exotic, and erotic, products are not available in the prurient U.S.

If you do find the Viagra ice cream though, make sure you have your protective wrappers.

And can rainbow flavored, psychedelic ice cream be far behind?