Oath of Office

NOTE: This is a satirical comment. I am expressing under protection of the First Amendment my frustration with the current state of government. It should not be construed as a threat of any kind against any person or office, either private or governmental. I have no intent or means to harm anyone now or in the future. That is, with the possible exception of my sister, Da Lawyer, who made me include this disclaimer.



"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

Now remove the words "office of."

My next stop?