Dad's Bagel Saga

My dad was driving us nuts, talking nonstop about these fantastic bagels at a famous kosher deli in Miami called 'Wolfie's'. For 1000 miles we watched him get more and more ravenous for these bagels. After a blitz of alligator wrestlers, glass bottom boats, and airboat rides piloted by the grandson of Chief Osceola of the Seminole tribe himself, we finally arrived at the parking lot of the bagel Mecca. My dad raced inside to get a table, leaving my mom to shepherd all the kids inside. We finally get seated, the waitress passes out menus, my dad is so excited he can barely contain himself, he states out proudly that we'll start with a big basket of assorted bagels, and the waitress coolly announces "We're out of bagels..."