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Monday, May 11, 2015

Thank You For Choosing Our Service

I picked up the phone yesterday morning at 11:00 sharp to wish my Mom a happy Mother's Day. I punched in the number, the phone rang once, then switched to an automated voice message which said:

"Ha, ha, you schmuck. Every idiot on earth is trying to reach their mothers at this time, so due to unusually heavy call volume all our circuits are busy. You should have sent a card. Please try your call again later."

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