A cop pulls a guy over, and the strong smell of alcohol wafts over him when the driver rolls down his window.
"Sir," says the cop, "I'm placing you under arrest for driving under the influence."
The quick-thinking driver adopts a Zen-like pose, and says, "No, Officer. I'm like two rivers joining together to become one."
"Fine," says the cop, "I'm arresting you for driving under the confluence."
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