Ah, Mandatory, This Is Different

I was researching my cat's diet, based on the fact that cats are obligate carnivores. An obligate carnivore is an animal that by its genetic makeup must eat the tissue of other animals in order to thrive. Obligate carnivores may eat other foods, such as vegetables, grains, or fruit, but they must eat meat as the main source of their nutrients.

Upon further research, I discovered that I am an obligate ice creamivore. By my genetic makeup I must eat the frozen cream of dairy animals in order to thrive. I may eat other foods, such as meat, vegetables, grains, or fruit, but I must eat ice cream as the main source of my nutrition.