When it comes to stoner bunnies, this special agent is hopping mad. Drug Enforcement Administration Special Agent Matt Fairbanks recently testified, “I come to represent the actual science. I deal in facts, I deal in science.”
The scientific facts Agent Fairbanks refered to concerned the consumption and resulting intoxication of rabbits from eating medical and recreation marijuana plants.
Special Agent Fairbanks was part of a marijuana eradication effort when he observed the local bunny population had “cultivated a taste for marijuana.”
“One of them refused to leave us and we took all the marijuana around him,” Fairbanks said. “His natural instincts to run were somehow gone.”
When a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) was filed requesting that the DEA hand over the scientific documents proving marijuana cultivation adversely affected bunny sobriety, the agency responded, “After reviewing your request, no responsive records were located.”
Online posts about the agent's comments quickly multiplied.
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